A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)
While doing a chick insert the handle of a tennis racket into her ass; this should make her "rocket" off of your cock while making some type of screeching sound. Its best to be sneaky with the racket or else the end result may vary.
Dude last night was amazing, I pulled a tennisrocket with Laura and I swear she went through the ceiling.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"