Temaleti is a Polynesian GODDESS and is an amazing person with a great personality. She is remarkably funny and is the type of friend that everyone needs. She is very loyal, artistic, generous, honest and will always have your back through thick and thin. Temaleti is also the most beautiful, gorgeous girl you'd ever meet, so if you ever come across her, lucky you!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.