Temaleti is a Polynesian GODDESS and is an amazing person with a great personality. She is remarkably funny and is the type of friend that everyone needs. She is very loyal, artistic, generous, honest and will always have your back through thick and thin. Temaleti is also the most beautiful, gorgeous girl you'd ever meet, so if you ever come across her, lucky you!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).