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Texas Special

After finishing a delicious lunch in the cafeteria, instead of throwing your own trash away you place all of your trash onto the table next to you. This is preferably done when there are people sitting at the table next to you.
We totally gave those freshman the texas special, now they have to clean a table full of trash.
Texas Special by LongBallLary March 8, 2010

Texas Special

The act of branding a male member, and then having intercourse with a person over 350 pounds.
I gave Helga the texas special last night; Ouch.
Texas Special by McBurgertownking. December 27, 2010

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
i’m about to give you the texas special bro.
Texas special by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
you gonna give me that texas special, rodney?
Texas special by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020

west texas special 

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026