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Texas Special

After finishing a delicious lunch in the cafeteria, instead of throwing your own trash away you place all of your trash onto the table next to you. This is preferably done when there are people sitting at the table next to you.
We totally gave those freshman the texas special, now they have to clean a table full of trash.
Texas Special by LongBallLary March 8, 2010

Texas Special

The act of branding a male member, and then having intercourse with a person over 350 pounds.
I gave Helga the texas special last night; Ouch.
Texas Special by McBurgertownking. December 27, 2010

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
i’m about to give you the texas special bro.
Texas special by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
you gonna give me that texas special, rodney?
Texas special by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020

west texas special 

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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