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teenvogue 

A magazine filled with fashion advice aimed towards teenage girls. It has a website forum filled mainly with spoiled immature teenage girls obsessed with fashion and theirselves. Their lives are very pathetic.
most girls on teenvogue have no clue which way is up
teenvogue by Emily_ March 28, 2008
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Teen Vogue 

One of the few good teen magazine around today. It's mostly for rich kids, but still a lot better than anything from Hearst PubliCRAPtions. Good features and fashion pages.
Girl 1: Hey, did you read that story in Teen Vogue?

Girl 2: No, I like the mindless shit in Seventeen more. That's why I dress so badly too.

Girl 1: Okay...
Teen Vogue by iloveyouall! October 8, 2008

Teen Vogue 

A magazine that has gone completely downhill. The website is still amazing with its forum full of fantastic people, known as Teen Voguers.
Teen Vogue forums rule!
Teen Vogue magazine could stand some work though.
Teen Vogue by vanillla April 22, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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