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Techno Toe

A jammed toe which was sustained via listening to dark and dirty techno is called a Techno Toe. Techno Toes are more likely to be contracted settings where the techno being played is too good (Bedroom, Club, Festival) resulting in the subject losing control of their podiatry functions, resulting in subjects often bumping their toes into hard surfaces (such as tables, platforms, walls) or even more commonly, getting stepped on by other members in the audience.
Person 1: Omg what happened to your toe?

Person 2: I'm okay, the DJ was just throwing down too many bangers and unfortunately, I gave myself techno toe.
by idontgoplaces September 6, 2022
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Technotoe
Teh-k-no-toe
The definition of insanity and hilarity combined is technotoe. There is no true pattern to understand technotoe all you need to know is that they are chaotic and you should consider stalking. Sorry following them on tiktok because they are a GOD at everything except being normally (because who wants to be normal like ew_)
Dave: hey do you know who technotoe is?
Billy:no who are they
Dave: better than you thats who
*heatwaves starts blasting in the background*
by Xmiono August 30, 2021
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technothepig

The second worst thing to happen to those Orphans.
Did you hear about Technothepig? I'm concerned for those orphans
by Reneegade May 26, 2021
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Technotheism

Technotheism is a technological and religious movement that advocates that the best way to be near God, gods and spiritual beings is through technology. Technotheism advocates the production of technologies in order to be near the divine, technologies like the ones of technodeism, technoquantumism, technospiritualism, extraphysicism and divinialism.
"Technotheism might be the future of religion, such as the future of the new forms of spirituality that human societies actually now, since we would create enough technology to be near the divine and even become the divine."

"Technotheism, technodeism, technoagnosticism and technospiritualism are literally the same thing with different goals and functions."
by Full Monteirism January 12, 2021
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TechnoThespian

A person who is very overly critical about the sounds played at a techno night. Appreciate bars, melodies, textures, violent mixing, hard beats, quick beatmatching, 3 decking, headfuck sounds, bleeps, snares, drums, 909's, claps, off beat beat juggling, layering, 1210's, no gay laptops, head to the floor, jaw dropping, face melting, dark rhythms, constant addition and subtraction and no boring 12 minute loops

Often hunt in groups of 2, 4 or 6 and will be seen at the front of the DJ booth checking out the equipment and being critical at the state of the current dire state of techno. Will often jaunt and ridicule the young know it all scrotums in the crowd.

Won't last long at a night unless the music is amazing and will compare the music being played to the golden era of techno (90's)

Can also be called a Tech-Thesp or "T-T"
Dude, you see those guys not dancing? They're a couple of technothespians.

Why are those guys chatting so much about techno music? They're tech thesps dude

Wooah those guys are techno thespians - they know so much about techno
by Jonny5fingers August 30, 2013
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TechnoThePug

A dick who plays minecraft, everyone likes him except his enemies and other people
he plays on mineteria and other things, he is from TheDepressedServicen and is leader of the "Pug Gang"

Do you know TechnoThePug from TheDpressedService?

he's gay

(Normal conversation with pug)
1: "hay pug fuck you"
Pug: "fuck you to"
1: "alright when?"
Pug: "how about now?"
1: "alright lets do this!"
Pug: " YA WANNA GO BRO!!"
1: "YEA I WANNA GO"
Pug: "BRING IT ON THEN!"

etc etc, you get it
TechnoThePug is big gay
by NotPug March 16, 2020
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Technoted

That bloke online who could quite possibly be called Ted but isn't actually called Ted, just a name he got in Highschool.
Awwwwww cool it's Technoted and he's getting Pwned by some Nubs!
by Technoted June 23, 2010
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