Tea Kettle

When a headset on Xbox LIVE makes a high pitched sound and the user who is causing the noise can't hear it.

Tea kettle! If you can't hear it, it's you.

by JIV3 July 23, 2010

Tea Kettle

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)

Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.

by Kendrick Paulson May 7, 2010

Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.

by 3rd Floor Seward September 25, 2006

Tea Kettle

Noun; A women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is "hotter than a tea kettle."

Can also be shortened to "Kettle", or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called "Teakellian."

I met a bunch of tea kettles at the club last night.

One of her friends was beat, but the other was a little kettle.

This girl's ass was speaking teakellian to me last night.

by Encore21 July 19, 2010

tea kettle name

A nickname given to someone, usually in reference to an explosion or eruption of some sort. This also relates to the one who has been given the nickname's impulse to have a temper tantrum

1: Oh, hey Geyser
2: Oh, is that my new tea kettle name?
1: Yes.
2: Why, you little...

by extraterrestrialTerror February 26, 2019

Tea Kettle Face

Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.

Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.

by KeeperOfInsults September 22, 2012

tea kettle trauma

S H O T O T O D O R O K I .

The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him.
Shoto Todoroki Is From MHA.

Man: what trauma did shoto todoroki go thru?
Non-binary person: T E A K E T T L E T R A U M A
Man: Whats Tea Kettle Trauma?
Non-binary person: The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him. That's Tea Kettle Trauma.
Man: Oh...

by NON-BINARY PERSON! April 21, 2021