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Taytemo is a hoe bag , and usually acts like she's 5.
"Does she have autism?" "probably a taytemo" :)
Taytemo by Uhahahaha March 31, 2017
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Taytem loves her horse
Taytem by Triangle03 June 25, 2016
The most amazing girl on earth and even though she can be thottie she is still a good girls who likes to have a little fun and is a caring person who may seem like they are pushing you away but really they are testing to see how much you love her to stay overall Taytem is an amazing girl who you should love
Damn that has to be a Taytem
Taytem by Thic bitch truth January 16, 2018

Tastemonial 

Testimonial given by a consumer about how good tastes a particular product.
Click here and give your tastemonial.
Tastemonial by rperazag July 20, 2010

dirty taytem 

A woman who fills her ass up with orange juice or apple juice and shits it into her partners mouth along with actual shit
Aww man my Girl totally gave me a dirty Taytem last night
dirty taytem by Fishyinyamum April 2, 2020
Someone who cums and shits into someone's mouth along with piss. Then they eat apple pie while drinking chocolate milk and shoving a nuke up their asshole.
My girl gave me Taytem last night.
Taytem by YourDad'sHUGEballs July 10, 2023

dirty taytem 

A brat that loves being teased
dirty taytem by Fucka April 2, 2020
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