Tatski is the most precious person you coul wish for, at least if he likes/loves you. If he doesn't, better stay faaaaaar away. He's got a great sense of humor and can literally laugh his ass off bout super stupid things. Sometimes he significantly whispers some delightful, cute words. He's just an abnormally special {indiviual} and you are never going to find someone even anywhere near to him.
And he's got a nice {dick} too (not gonna list all his perfectly unperfect things about here, but just keep in mind how awesome he is)
A: I just met Tatski for the first time and you were right, he's awesome!
B: Yeah right, definitely would fu...
M: Stay the FUCK away from him, he is {mine}!
B: Girl what the fuck, I was gonna say {fuss} if I couldn't chill out with him again. U the perfect couple, not gonna take him away.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.