Tastetosis 

The awesome combination of Tasteless and Artosis, two very good starcraft commentators.

I got DPed by Tastetosis last night.

Tastetosis by Starcraftsals December 2, 2010

Toasterosis 

The strong belief that one is a toster, that said person tries to live their daily life as a toaster

Hey did u hear that our new math teacher has toasterosis?
Jimmy Fallon is starting to come down with Toasterosis

Toasterosis by Mr Mxyzptlk April 29, 2020