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Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax 

Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.

Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him

without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!

I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.

hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!

I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
(i hit the word limit)
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
Words you can keep

Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget 

Me: ever heard of Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
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