Tarmex 

Generic Carmex sold at Target.

"Dude, I bought some Tarmex!"
"You're gonna tar a Mexican?!"
"No dude...it's lip balm...what the fuck, dude?"
"You say 'dude' too much."

Tarmex by ECT October 30, 2008

Tardex 

A pharmaceutical product sold in health food stores and marketed to athletes and bodybuilders. It comes in the form of powder which can be mixed with juice to provide "Super Retard Strength" to the user. Users of Tardex® report a drastic increase in physical strength for a period of several hours, usually accompanied by a marked decrease in mental capacity and an increase of salivary activity.

Tardex® powder comes in large, 1 kg. canisters and is generally mixed with apple juice. The instruction label is divided into "before use" and "after use" sections. The first part advises on proper dosage and recommends that the user wear a hockey helmet, The "after use" section, printed in 36 pt. type, simply stating "No! No! No! No touch! Bad! Bad! Go Away!"

"Super Retard Strength," a trademarked phrase of Downs Pharmaceuticals, Inc., has been frequently attacked as derogatory by the ARC and similar advocacy groups, playing upon the supposedly-abnormal muscular strength of mentally retarded people. Also, the claim that its active ingredient is "pure Seattle brain water" is disputed.

The U.S. Olympic Commission stripped the gold medal from the athlete for illegal use of Tardex, having been tipped off by the drool streaks on his jersey.

Tardex by Timotheus325 February 23, 2008

Tormexting 

The act of continuously tormenting someone via text message

Tacy: I will be doing some drunken tormexting tonight

Wayne: I pissed off Tracy and she won't stop tormexting me

Tormexting by metalmulisha909 December 11, 2010

tarsex 

V. A man’s penis stuck to a females vagina via tar

I tarsexxed my friend

tarsex by YourPhehdonym February 17, 2022

Tarmen

Often a sailor moon fanatic. Also referred to as the sexiest babe ever.

I saw Tarmen in a Sailor Moon porno last night. She is the sexiest babe ever!

Tarmen by craptastik November 29, 2009

Tarsex-Rifle 

N. A rifle uses to shoot a penis with tar on the glans of the penis into a female vagina, female butthole, or male butthole.

I donated my penis to a tarsex-rifle to shoot.

Tarsex-Rifle by YourPhehdonym February 18, 2022

tarsexxed 

past tense v. The past tense of tarsex, a male penis stuck to a female vagina via tar.

I tarsexxed my ex.

tarsexxed by YourPhehdonym February 18, 2022