The true Red Queen. She is a highly attractive badass with a Golden pistol, and an evil, heartless CEO. She literally steals hearts from Elmer clones to stay at least halfway human. But that still doesn’t make her a good person. She’s basically this universe’s Donald Trump, except she’s hot and funny.
Guy 1: “Why do you like Bryce Tankthrust so much? She’s a murderous bitch.”
Guy 2, awestruck: “Yeah but look at her strut,,”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.