A cruel reminder that Mother Nature is real and will curse a girl at the most inconvient times. It can humorlessly be purchased by a male victim.
"Oh, god!" She cursed at her unfortunate discovery, "I need a tampon! Quick! I have a date with my blind date soon!"
by Mother Nature and her victim January 3, 2010
A tampon is a feminine product people use when they are on their period. To insert you simply open up your legs and stick it up your vagina. It will absorb all of the period blood inside your privates and voila, you don't have to wear a diaper or a pad. Girls and women find these very helpful when they pms. It does the job without showing a 'bulge' or making it obvious you are wearing a pad. They are very discreet.
Tampons can be found in almost any grocery store/ pharmacy. Popular brands of tampons are kotex and tampax. Just make sure that it stays hidden beneath your clothing or bathing suit.
Tampons can be found in almost any grocery store/ pharmacy. Popular brands of tampons are kotex and tampax. Just make sure that it stays hidden beneath your clothing or bathing suit.
1. Guy: Hey girl, you got a loose string on your bikini bottom. Let me get it for you.
Girl: No you creep that's my tampon string!
2. Girl: Ugh, I have to wear sweatpants so my pad is not obvious!
Friend: No you don't. Here's a tampon, nobody will see it
Girl: No you creep that's my tampon string!
2. Girl: Ugh, I have to wear sweatpants so my pad is not obvious!
Friend: No you don't. Here's a tampon, nobody will see it
by itsmeeeeeeeee May 9, 2014
Minion tampons... IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.
'do you want a tampon? we have regular and minion.
'IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.'
'IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.'
by babykittens December 12, 2022
used in the same context as 'lets make like a banana..... and split'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'
by Chelsea the room 2 whore October 6, 2008
The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.
"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag"
"No,what a freaking tampon"
"No,what a freaking tampon"
by Ryan Cummins November 16, 2007
the thing a girl "inserts" when she has her period. has to be changed every 4 to 8 hours to prevent the growing of bactiria which can be fatal. (also see pad)if not inserted far enough it can be uncomfortable.
i have to go to the bathroom to cange my tampon, cause its uncomfortable to sit and feel like i have an erection.
by aissjdo May 3, 2007