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Tallahassee Tourniquet

The act of wrapping one's own (or more commonly a partner's) belt, shoelace, necktie, or any improvised strap extremely tightly around the base of the erect penis and/or scrotum immediately before climax, then proceeding to ejaculate while the constriction is maintained at maximum tightness. The goal (or at least the claimed goal among degenerates who admit to this) is to produce an explosively forceful, high-pressure orgasm followed by an almost cartoonishly dark-purple, throbbing, vein-bulging member that looks like it’s about to pop.

Upon release of the improvised tourniquet, the sudden rush of blood back into the area supposedly creates a painful-yet-euphoric pins-and-needles sensation that some describe as “cumming so hard your soul leaves through your dick and then gets sucked back in"
Bro said he gave himself a Tallahassee Tourniquet last night and passed out for like 90 seconds. Woke up with a boner that looked like a bruised eggplant and a carpet that needed professional cleaning.
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026