Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
an extra long bushy beard-sometimes extending past their nipples. Causing face and chest to be untanned.
by Sethavellie August 25, 2010
Taliban Tan: An Australian slang to describe Toyota paint colour Sandy Taupe or Toyota Beige. Often referenced to the excellent work the colour has done for the Taliban.
“That mad cunt drives a Taliban Tan 79 Series.”
“His Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tan”
“His Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tan”
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023