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taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.

"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."
taliban tan by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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Taliban Tan

an extra long bushy beard-sometimes extending past their nipples. Causing face and chest to be untanned.
Man Seth's got a nice Taliban Tan, you can't even see his necklace.
Taliban Tan by Sethavellie August 25, 2010

Taliban Tan

Taliban Tan: An Australian slang to describe Toyota paint colour Sandy Taupe or Toyota Beige. Often referenced to the excellent work the colour has done for the Taliban.
“That mad cunt drives a Taliban Tan 79 Series.”

“His Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tan
Taliban Tan by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Tango Taliban 

A Gang Of Pretty Bad Bitches Who Ready To Get Fucked And Slutted Out
Word Steady Getting Out Every Girl Getting With The Tango Taliban
Tango Taliban by Wiz El’Tango August 9, 2024

Talibantastic 

some one who wants to make fantastic sound a bit less childish and more terroristy :D
(Ahmed Bin Walid): hey look; i can drink through my nose!
(Osama): Yo, erm, that's talibantastic!
Talibantastic by wazzaguy July 17, 2009
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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