Takes Tuesdays Share definition Flag A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet? Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays. Takes Tuesdays by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Takes Tuesdays mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch