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The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
by Caseman Korpulala May 11, 2006
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