Taint On Taint

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A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

Taint On Taint by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008

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tainton

tainton is a gay queer who loves touching cocks. He is also a tramp and has no friends apart from Philippe. He plays forfeit fifa with his little brother and watches him in the bath. He also has a massive crush on jess.

tainton is a queer

tainton by sofia+tainton forever January 25, 2016

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Tainton Manning

A Tainton Manning is the act of dropping some fat taint on a girl's face, and then having a career less successful than Tom Brady.

I gave this girl from tinder a Tainton Manning, but my career is less successful than Tom Brady.

Tainton Manning by DonBIll September 12, 2016

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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