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Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.
Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.
by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008
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tainton

tainton is a gay queer who loves touching cocks. He is also a tramp and has no friends apart from Philippe. He plays forfeit fifa with his little brother and watches him in the bath. He also has a massive crush on jess.
tainton is a queer
by sofia+tainton forever January 25, 2016
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Tainton Manning

A Tainton Manning is the act of dropping some fat taint on a girl's face, and then having a career less successful than Tom Brady.
I gave this girl from tinder a Tainton Manning, but my career is less successful than Tom Brady.
by DonBIll September 12, 2016
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