tailored

when something is top tier perfection, nothing can come close to being tailored. it's like when someone says "oh that's tight" but better.

Friend: "Damn dude that is so tailored"
You: "Omg I know right."

by honey.bee_melon November 2, 2022

tailor's adage

Tailor's adage -as you sew so shall you rip

The tailor's adage is a pun on the sow and reap saying.

by jayjade November 14, 2020

poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.

"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!

by Doctor Fudgy January 21, 2020

tailor-made bitch

A handcrafted bitch, stitched together bitch by bitch. Suited specifically for cocksucking and pimpsmacks.

"I need me a tailor-made bitch"

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

Diego tailor

Diego tailor literally means small penis or micro chode. He is shy and self concious of his penis size. And will not loose his virginity to anything but a bomb.

Diego tailor’the chod god’ pressed the button

by I💜diego September 22, 2018

tailor

a funny person but has a slaggy personality

omg ur a tailor

by UR MUM KID March 24, 2022

Tailor

A normally cute girl who is weird and not afraid to admit it. She is shy and does not like many people. She is very creative and artistic but rarely talks about it . A tailor hates the color pink and does not understand why the color exist. Reading and writing are 2 of her many hobbies. Tailor has an extremely hard time with guys and does not know how to accept a compliment. Tailor has a hard past making it hard for her to open up to people. She has a small group of friends that she is close to. Tailor has can not normally be emotionally there for people. Once you get to know you'll notice that she is amazing and very interesting. If you ever meet a tailor, keep her, she is one of a kind.

"Dude have you met tailor"

"Yeah she is very interesting"

by TyeJames November 23, 2021