Two Kings 

The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.

And it is true.

Two Kings by larstait October 28, 2003

two kings and a queen 

a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.

Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?

two kings and a queen by The_real_Stefan_Blueberry March 18, 2011

Two Kinds 

The most freakin' best Furry web comic ever made!
Based on 3 main characters (At the start) Then gradually gets to 4 I think? Oh well, just look at it yourself -.-

Why the hell are you even looking it up on this site anyway? Just read the comic...

Mike: Hey have you seen the new Comic Strip for Two Kinds updated every wednesday?

Me: Why the hell are you telling me this? Why are you telling me this in detail? Are you advertising something?

Mike: Here, just read it for yourself, you will find it, EPIC ^w^

Me: Ummmm, ok then? >.>

Two Kinds by FlakyRock April 17, 2010

Two Kinds of Retarted 

The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.

Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.

Girl 2- Shoot.

Girl 1- Im smart!

Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.

Two Kinds of Retarted by Numero A November 3, 2009

The Two Kinds Of Mexicans 

1. the fat mexicans who eats a load of tacos at taco bell and throws up behind the dumpster of el cerro grande
2. the skinny dirty mexican, well self explanatory

i saw both kinds of mexicans at the welfare office on dorritos day

The Two Kinds Of Mexicans by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

two kinds 

Don't even- you motherf- just no. No read. Bad.

Two kinds fucking sucks

two kinds by My_nam_SHAW262 January 21, 2021

two pump king 

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

two pump king by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023