twist it
twist it by Complexity June 13, 2005
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Twist it funny
When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.
That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."
You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
Twist it funny by Business bear April 2, 2014
Twist it up
One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."
When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.
When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.
Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.
Twist it up by juicybooty92 February 2, 2021
grab his dick and twist it
grab his dick and twist it by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018
grab his dick and twist it
grab his dick and twist it by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018
hit it 'n twit it
When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".
Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
hit it 'n twit it by thefoldrock January 10, 2011
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