"TV" is short for television, a device that shows different topics and news.
Mom: Hey honey turn down ur TV!
Son: Why? I'm watching a movie
by Idontcaregirl November 27, 2016
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The TV is an enemy of humans it cannot bring happiness to anyone no matter how hard they try . The internet is your genie if used wisely especially with financial power. you have free will online compared to TV it seeks to destroy you in secret
by realist213 August 19, 2018
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A square box which you can use to watch free porn instead of risking getting a virus on your computer or mobile phone.
I got horny and I'm home alone, so I switched on some babestation on the TV so I can have a wank while watching it
by Rotten Turkey August 2, 2022
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An absolute idiot. Has the heart of way too many. Definitely cracked his skull as a baby. Twice, actually. Also known as ‘Little Shack Man.’ and ‘Headass’. Beloved by a certain ginger.
Have you heard TV’s new song? yeah, it’s shit.
by atiati February 3, 2019
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