Romance-turbation

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.

Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.

by tagz September 20, 2008

Kiss-turbate

The kissing of oneself

So, kiss-turbate!

by Kiss moi! July 27, 2010

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

M*A*S*H-turbating

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.

Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.

by Urban Millz July 18, 2012

Turbation

Turbation is the act of stroking ones genitals in a sexual way and masterbation is the act of repeatedly turbating.

Masturbation is the act of turbating many times

by TheFullBlownBootyConsumer March 04, 2018