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coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.
A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.
Related Words
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Bass Trombone 

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).
For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
Bass Trombone by Driving Park December 17, 2014

tromboned 

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time
i love getting tromboned by my girl
tromboned by goose616 September 30, 2012

Beef Trombone 

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis
Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

Trokiando 

Being in a truck club

Having the lowrider lifestyle
Vamos andar trokiando cuh.
Este wey se fue a trokiar sin el gang.
Trokiando by Rojasss December 25, 2018

trombone titties 

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.
trombone titties by KennyMel April 29, 2014