TP-F-S 

Teleport for SIMPS (AKA: SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYERS)

John:TP-F-S to me or I will die (in minecraft)
Mom:Okay

TP-F-S by WITHERES because I like them April 12, 2021

T.P.S. Report 

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

T.P.S. Report by Lindsey September 15, 2006

tp skiing 

TP skiing is when a woman is being triple penetrated and is giving handjobs with both hands

Would you like to come and go TP skiing with my wife

tp skiing by Derek - Tyler May 28, 2006

TP Shuffle 

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.

Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.

TP Shuffle by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015

T.T.P.S 

The Trinidad and Tobago Police Service or TTPS is the law enforcement agency of Trinidad and Tobago. It has been in operation for over 200 years.

ABBY RUN THE T.T.P.S WILL GET YOU

SAID SAMMY

T.T.P.S by ABBY SCIUTO June 1, 2021

tp swag

The ability to have so much swag that girls are on you as if you were a chick magnet.

Man Joey has so much tp swag he pulled in about 20 bitches last night.

tp swag by TP21 October 23, 2011

TP Slippage 

When you cover a public toilet seat with TP, and turn around to sit down & your shorts/pants/dress knock that nice later of ass protection off the seat and into the water. Inevitably, you have to start over.

Man, I had to drop a deuce, but the seat was so nasty I had to use 3 well-placed layers of TP to protect my booty. I turned around to sit down, and there was massive TP slippage, and I had to start all over.

TP Slippage by rotospace July 14, 2015