Totinos

1. Snack food brand most commonly used by pedophiles to lure neighborhood children.

1. Hey kids, "I've got Totinos pizza rolls and a swimming pool."

by tcJohnnyBoner September 15, 2010

totinos

The only working product to lure childs into a van

Totinos, ".......................(kids)......TOTINOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."

by zaneyac April 26, 2021

totinos hit pizza rolls

Reee kids favorite after school snack, this word derived from ancient australian language when someone made totinos hot pizza rolls.

TOTINOS TOTINOS HIT PIZZA ROLLS TOTINOS TOTINOS, EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT TOTINOS.

by ButtCheekBanger January 12, 2021

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton

Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done

by take a chance babe August 21, 2010

Totinhos

A currency used in the Discord server ‘Elite Guardians of Club Penguin’

Discord user who’s in the Elite Guardians of Club Penguin: Oh, how many Totinhos do you have?
Discord user who’s in the Elite Guardians of Club Penguin 2: Oh, I have about 500 Totinhos.

by Hellgiver August 26, 2023

Totino's Poisoning

What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.

by cheesewheezy August 27, 2009

Totinoed

The act of getting gang raped by low class Italian guys.

2. I got mugged and Totinoed in the park walking back from my date in little Italy last night.

by tcJohnnyBoner September 15, 2010