An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language
American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"

Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020
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The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022
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