The Frog's Top Hat 

adj - to be one step above the Cat's Pajamas.

That painting is good.

No that painting is the Frog's Top Hat

The Frog's Top Hat by Lil Jackie Paper February 23, 2010

Slurpy Top Hat 

When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.

Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.

Slurpy Top Hat by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

stretch top hat 

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.

I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.

stretch top hat by brentstopher February 5, 2008

Top hat, to stick ones dick into 

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

Top hat, to stick ones dick into by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

sloppy top hat 

The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.

I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.

sloppy top hat by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017

Sandy Top Hat 

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.

"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"

Sandy Top Hat by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016

Suprise Alabama Top Hat 

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

Suprise Alabama Top Hat by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018