took a shit
When an engine, transmission, or other mechanical device snaps, sending all its parts out of an orifice.
took a shit by necro86 April 26, 2006
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took a shit
I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.
took a shit by Q from 713 May 11, 2008
took a shit
to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.
took a shit by liquified11 April 15, 2023
took a shit on me
took a shit on me by Chopogringo May 18, 2021
Took a shit on Bob
A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.
Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023
the fun machine took a shit and died
the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
the fun machine took a shit and died by mat haggard August 24, 2008
Who took a shit in your vagina?!
Who took a shit in your vagina?! by DaltonBlack383 September 23, 2011
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