Todding

Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.

"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."

by Maliaht September 11, 2011

TODS

Short for having a Touch of Down Syndrome. This slang term does not apply to actual people suffering from down syndrome. This instead applies to intoxicated persons who look, act, and talk like they are disabled due to alcohol and/or drugs.

After Sean, Tommy, Sarah, Sara, Mindy, or LEW have too many drinks, they are TODS.

Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.

Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.

by NumerPing!!! November 22, 2011

todded

When you walk into a room to see what someone is doing. Then walk out without saying a word.

Wtf. that dude just todded me for the third time today.

by darktrance March 2, 2013

the tod

the perverted,sex obsessed surgeon from the hit US comedy, scrubs.

nurse: "doctor, im tired of your sexual innuendo.
the tod: "in your end-o"

by Sarah Dawson November 16, 2007

Tod

A sneaky way of telling your mates there's a hot girl around without them knowing you're talking about them. T.O.D. stands for "Titties on display".

"Hey mate, check out Tod over there with the big ol' titties."

Or if you'd like to be less conspicuous: "Here comes Tod."

by Jordan1Kenobi January 9, 2017

ToD

Shorthand for "time of death", often used in MMORPGs to determine when a monster will respawn.

I saw it, but someone else got that monster. I got the TOD on it though, so I'll check back in an hour or so.

by Bob Amble May 20, 2005

Todding

To no-call, no-show for work.

I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.

by Graig December 26, 2006