Top definition
Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.
Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.
by Domtron February 11, 2008
Get the mug
Get a TIT SQUIRREL mug for your bunkmate Rihanna.
2
Illegal smugglers who selfishly come to the states looking for a better life, yet acomplish nothing more but to make ours a lot fucking worse.
The emigrant, Carmen Sanchez, was shocked when her landscape company accidentally labeled her name tag "TitSquirrel Sanchez, P.H.D. in lawnmowing". She Deserved it.
by i November 15, 2007
Get the mug
Get a titsquirrel mug for your bunkmate Rihanna.
3
A).An extremely racist term used when negitively reffering to A BOARDER-HOPPING, GREENCARD-LACKING MEXICAN.

B). A mexican who resembles a squirrel made of tits. Mainly because of their tit-like features and ability to climb/ hop things like a squirrel.
Damn Amigo! Look at that Titsquirrel Hop!
by Nachoe November 14, 2007
Get the mug
Get a TitSquirrel mug for your bunkmate Rihanna.