TIT SQUIRREL 

Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.

Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.

TIT SQUIRREL by Domtron February 11, 2008

titsquirrel 

Illegal smugglers who selfishly come to the states looking for a better life, yet acomplish nothing more but to make ours a lot fucking worse.

The emigrant, Carmen Sanchez, was shocked when her landscape company accidentally labeled her name tag "TitSquirrel Sanchez, P.H.D. in lawnmowing". She Deserved it.

titsquirrel by i December 13, 2007

TitSquirrel 

A).An extremely racist term used when negitively reffering to A BOARDER-HOPPING, GREENCARD-LACKING MEXICAN.

B). A mexican who resembles a squirrel made of tits. Mainly because of their tit-like features and ability to climb/ hop things like a squirrel.

Damn Amigo! Look at that Titsquirrel Hop!

TitSquirrel by Nachoe December 11, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012