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TIK TOK RESCUE

It's an EJACULATION that is too slow and needs to be SPED UP.

The class action lawsuits are baseless.

Make it happen.

PERFECT FAG DATE WAITING.

HEART
Here is the problem is TIK TOK training is too slow and needs TIK TOK RESCUE by the GREAT WALL OF CHINA as PELOSI needs to JET into that BIG MOUTH and let me tell you they might DIE QUICK but one three thousandth of a second would seem like an ETERNITY the SHEER PAIN it would cause on COLLISIION.

Listen the JUDGE needs to throw out all lawsuits against them and do a TIK TOK RESCUE is ORACLE PARK is seeing a vast application of TROJANS AND OPE VIRUSES which is great for research purposes.

Hey guys want to make a lot of money as let's do a UNIQUE TIK TOK RESCUE as let's cover this bitch in the TUSCANY for visiting PARIS the wrong way as not having BOLLARDS to help her with her GOD AWFUL DRIVIMG , BUFFALO!!!!

Listen the guy just wants a real TIK YOK RESCUE honest date that does not repossess their appurtenances or throw them in a nut house or throw them in prison or COCK TEASE them to a GRINDR HALT.

MAGIC MAN and TIK TOK RESCUE ," as stop the SUBTLE and BLATANT ELDER ABUSE and your phony hacking of stealing away their originality.
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
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Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

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Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026