THYN is an acronym used to describe news stories that are often overlooked or eclipsed by over-hyped, brainless headlines that divert the majority of society's attention from information that effects their everyday lives.
Hey did you read the article about Kim and Kanye's new baby?
I did not. Did you know doctors have found a cure for aids? It was a THYN story on page 42D of the POST.
Thyn is a name very few people use in this world. Thyn gets angry very easily, when you see Thyn, you will probably hate him instantly. His friends are the people who didn't hate him at first sight, but Thyn treats his friends very badly, if you try to prank him or take any of his things, he will scream like a mad man. If he doesn't scream, he will probably take your stuff too, so don't you dare try to annoy him. Thyn will ditch his friends for people that are more popular, so he doesn't have a lot of friends. He likes to play games on his PC on weekdays when his parents doesn't allow him to play, he got caught 2 times already. He has a liking for music and makes music almost daily, be careful of Thyn
(this is a joke)
Person 1: "Do you just hate Thyn?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I just touched his stuff and he screamed like a mad man"
Person 1: "I know, right?"
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.