noun. The language of Thots. You can detect Thottish if there are an abundance of Emojis in one sentence. An example includes:
"Yo giiiirl boo 👌👌 dayum dat hella 😘 drake fine 😍😍👉👌 lit asf boi💋💋😖"
If the emojis "👉" and "👌" appear, then you can automatically assume that they can speak Thottish.

"Hey, I can't understand Shawnie Thot over there with all the Emojis flying around. What's she speaking? Latin?" "No, she's speaking a new language called Thottish."

Thottish by ThotHunter2000 April 15, 2017

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Thotism

Loosly based on the word aphorism: A short clever saying that is intended to express a general truth.

A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.

- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"

Example in casual conversation:
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."

Thotism by ChadThunderCock March 20, 2018

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thotism

Believing that ones open sexual encounters with manys individuals and being well know in the community for doing so could get you fame, status in society, and/or monetary advancement and following suit

I thought she was a good girl but now I keep hearing different word around town she practice Thotism

thotism by NORMAL <-- SPELLED BACKWARDS December 12, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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