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THOTTISCUS 

Name used to refer to the most EXTREME of thots. Used to replace the thot's first name after the person being referred to as THOTTISCUS becomes SUCH A THOT that their name is cursed.
WRONG way to refer to an extreme thot

Jacob: *sighs* "Oh look, there's Olivia."

Tim: "DO NOT UTTER THAT THOT'S NAME YOU SENSELESS FOOL!!!"

*It is too late though and everyone in the room fucking dies*

RIGHT way to refer to an extreme thot

Jacob: "Oh look, there's THOTTISCUS."

*Everyone survives because THOTTISCUS was used instead of her first name"
THOTTISCUS by HoBoTheGr8 May 17, 2018
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Maximus Thotticus

A rare human sub-species that was once thought extinct. Maximus Thotticus use high-frequency sounds, thot-like clothing (jean jackets), and social media outlets to attract males.
Guy 1: Yo, that girl, she thicc af dawg.
Guy 2: Nah my dude. That's a Maximus Thotticus.

Maximus Thotticus: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE
Maximus Thotticus by SovietChiken August 19, 2017

Thotticus 

A Thotticus is a term for the queen of all thots, those who are worthy enough to be a thotticus are thottici, these creatures are seen in many places such as high schools and snapchat.
Jamie: God she's such a thotticus

Kevin: a what?

Jamie: the queen of all thots

Kevin: oh

thot
Thotticus by Chìll Pìll May 3, 2018

thottimus prime 

The leader of all thots. Some say, that all thots derive from this one legendary being.
Dude bro 1- Holy shit dude, is that thottimus prime?
Dude bro 2- Nah dude, thats just stuff of legend.

thottius maximus 

A thot who has gone beyond the level of a normal thot and has ascended to become a role model that other thots love and worship.

Also a thot who actively recruits non-thots with the purpose of converting them to thots.
"Wow, I can't believe Brenda, treating all those guys like that. She is such a thottius maximus!"

Thotticus 

The "Scientific" version of "thot" or "thottie."

The plural is "Thottici" much like cactus' plural is cacti.
Man 1: Man she is a thot.

Man 2: The scientific word is "Thotticus"

Man 1: Oh, you're right.

Man 3: There are multiple. That is a group of Thottici.
Thotticus by Slashs0n February 2, 2018

Thoticus 

The God of all thots, the thottiest of them all.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Thoticus God of thots.
Thoticus by Thotto April 30, 2019
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