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the portal 

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque
Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.
the portal by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

The portal gun 

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border
Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol

king of the portal 

A title earned by the flash animator who receives the most portal awards for his or her work within a month on newgrounds. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards. Although StrawberryClock does not meet the above criteria, he is the unofficial King Of The Portal.
Sad but true, Strawberry is the king of the portal
king of the portal by Sylvalant April 18, 2006

king of the portal 

As seen on Newgrounds.

The Flash animator who receives the most awards for his or her work within a month is named King of the Portal. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards.
Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal.

Flash Animator: Well, although he technecally never won that award, some of his stuff is really funny.

Stuck in the portal 

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.
Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal
Stuck in the portal by Butterjack January 25, 2019