the jack

1. another term for the clap or gonorrhea
2. from the popular AC/DC ditty "The Jack".

1. I'm sorry Sharon, but it seems you have acute gonorrhea. If you stopped sleeping around maybe you wouldnt fuckin have the jack; dig?

2. Poker face was her name/Poker face was her nature/Poker straight was her game/If she knew she could get you/She played 'em fast/And she played 'em hard/She could close her eyes/And feel every card

by beatnik July 10, 2006

the jack

The toilet

Excuse me pal...can you tell where the jack is?!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

the jack

the phone in prison.

"Never get caught up wit beef over the jack, it aint worth it."

by Dashottcalla September 14, 2008

The Jack

Getting a girl up the ass and right before one is about to cum pull out and put it in here mouth. Upon putting it in her mouth scream, "I like pain" and then have the girl give you some teeth.

Last night I did "The Jack" with Rick's mom and it didn't even hurt this time!

by DoubleDboy October 7, 2011

The jack

The act of robbing a shop and then ejaculating on the police. Then punching talon in the neck 20 times until he is unconscious

Yo spencer I did the jack

Spencer Jack, we talked about this

by The milf eater April 7, 2022

The Jack

(v.) to publicly wrap arms around and whisper sweet nothings to a woman while she holds the hand of another man

Sigma Male: “last night out on the town, I tried The Jack on some Asian chick, but someone filmed it so now I’m circulating on BarStool and OldRow”
Alpha Male: “you’re a Simp, but not like the man holding her hand”

by skybarauburn August 24, 2022

The Jack Sparrow

Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear

My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle

by Jk Inc. April 27, 2011