"The Hammer" also known as Jason Nelson is a God between the sheets. If great sex and toe curling orgasms are what you want, he's the one to call.
by DflJones July 8, 2022
Get the THE HAMMERmug. The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow December 4, 2011
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Get the hammeringmug. by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003
Get the hammeredmug. 
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by Diggs the Mountie November 24, 2006
Get the Hammermug.