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A secret society within each JROTC Battalion across the nation consisting of the 4 top cadets in that school's program. Their "goal" is to uphold the traditional values of JROTC despite modern changes to the program. Both males and females are welcome to join, but may only be granted admission by a current member. Recently this society has been under scrutiny due to recently hazing allegations.
The Four is often compared to the Gestapo
The Four by Irish Calves November 8, 2018

The Four “F’s” 

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,

fellow gang members inside and outside

faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.

These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.

The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.
I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.

the four points 

When having sex with a person with a colostomy or ileostomy bag. Additionally the three “natural” holes must be filled. These include oral, anal, and vaginal. So hitting “the four points” would be oral, anal, vaginal and ostomy (either colostomy or ileostomy).
Dude last night. I was with a girl and hit the four points!

the four F's 

four functions regulated by the hypothalamus:
-fighting
-fleeing
-feeding
-mating
"The hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic drives related to survival, including the so-called "four F's":fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating."
--Wayne Weiten's textbook Psychology: Themes and Variations

How are fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating the four F's? ...wait...ohhhh...

The Four Seam Fastball 

The act of using four of one's fingers to administer a handjob. The hand is not in the normal jacking off position, but rather the giver of the handjob comes from above and wraps all four fingers around the penis of the recipient. The position and movement of the fingers looks somewhat simliar to the movement of a jellyfish's tentacles, a lobster's claws, or how you would hold a baseball when pitching a four seam fastball. Invented by Elise, made popular by Muffin and Wills.
Elise gave Jack the four seam fastball, and Jack had to correct and show her the real way to do it.