"The Father" is a character from the game Far Cry 5.
His name is Joseph Seed.
He is also known as: The Prophet, The Father, Joseph, Joseph Seed
His name is Joseph Seed.
He is also known as: The Prophet, The Father, Joseph, Joseph Seed
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Migueleby: Nope! you are too black and not a "The Father Of Juicing"
Migueleby: Nope! you are too black and not a "The Father Of Juicing"
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• The Father/Tortuga
• The Father Of Juicing
• The Father Ted defence
• In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed
• you are not the father
• you are the father
• Chantel And The Father You Keep Back Smacking Delia xXx Robles
• Who's the father
• Ur Brother a Mother and Ur Daughter the Father
Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
by tarduno May 12, 2011
Get the The Father/Tortuga mug.Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
Get the The Father Ted defence mug.The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.
Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.
Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.
Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.
Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.
Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-
"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"
*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony
"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"
*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony
by ACG2x September 8, 2004
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Cole: *sweating*
Maury: Cole You are not the father!
Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!
Cole: *sweating*
Maury: Cole You are not the father!
Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!
by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011
Get the You are not the father mug.If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.
"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."
*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
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