the cough

following a large intravenous dose of methamphetamine you will get an involuntary cough and usually subsequent feeling of being out of breath. it is the pinnacle of the crystal meth rush

chad: if u don’t get the cough u ain’t slammin enough bro

by amphboy January 18, 2019

Leland the cough drop

One of Dr. Tran's friends who has a room full of Dr. Tran items, such as Dr. Tran's Peanut Butter Square Quest Game, and a Dr. Tran bedsheet set, and many Dr. Tran posters. But, although he has these things, he still does not believe Dr. Tran is famous. Leland has a senile grandmother named Grandma Norma, who keeps running over little boys in her station wagon while taking Leland and Dr. Tran to Toy Cack with ice cream. Leland owns his own little store called TITS, where he hits babies with bricks and "knows how to handle a woman when she gets out of control." Leland is a cough drop, obviously

Leland the cough drop(advertising for TITS): "Anybody got a good woman? I know how to handle a woman when she gets out of control!"

by Sora2767 July 10, 2010

King of the cough syrup

The king of the cough syrup is the local cough syrup plug he is also known as a KD or kai daniel which is a code word for people selling cough medicine taken in large amounts to get a euphoric high.

Well you'll need to talk to the king of the cough syrup about that one.

by Carl Cult Leader March 18, 2022

The more you cough the more you get off

When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher

Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.

by xBluntRoller420 July 11, 2017

The Fucking Cough

What adj does every time he comes back on to the mic to reintroduce himself. It is Adj’s way of letting you know that he is no longer afk.

Adj: *cough*
Ben: THE FUCKING COUGH
Taylor: SHUT UP ADJ
Sam: Callagher
Dan: I’m chilking :)

by crafter97 June 15, 2022

cough on the shoe

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician

(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”

by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019

cough on the cat

To commit an egregious yet ultimately benign party foul.

"Did you guys see Morgan pour beer on himself when he forgot he was holding a drink? Damn, talk about a cough on the cat..."

by Dead Tree Pride June 12, 2009