The 0.69th crimnipple was the first of their species. They love ketchup and is also a ginger.
They also committed mass genocide on earth, and left the earth to search the universe for more ketchup.
(They haven't been seen since).
They also committed mass genocide on earth, and left the earth to search the universe for more ketchup.
(They haven't been seen since).
Person 1: "Did you know that the 0.69th crimnipple caused almost every human to die out, and then they had to be created all over again?"
Person 2: "Wait what-"
Person 2: "Wait what-"
by Crimnip4alt April 01, 2023