The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

Cracker-Barreled

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

Cracker Barrel

The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)

Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!

by bretata March 23, 2017

Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

Cracker Barrel

Chain of resturaunts that is based on a country store gimmick that combines a fairly varied store that sells mostly woodwork such as chairs and a resturaunt that is known for it's southern country style. Very good.

I went to cracker barrel the other day. I bought me a rocking chair and Momma's Pancake Breakfast.

by Hobo Spider August 20, 2005

cracker barrel

where me and my boy Hudson get crazy shit from chicken fried chicken

me: hey dude, you wanna go get chicken fried chicken?
Hudson: yeah bro, im boutta get barrelled tonight at cracker barrel

by noelmillerspoop January 22, 2021

Cracker Barrel

A collection of white people forced to be huddled together in a small place, such as in an elevator or jury box.

"Jamal had no chance with his not guilty plea because the jury was a cracker barrel."

by The Quin March 15, 2018