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That's what 

The shortened version of That's what she said (aka TWSS), for use when in a professional setting. The benefit of saying "that's what" is that people who understand TWSS jokes will naturally fill in the implied "she said" whereas others will think nothing of the statement.

Using "that's what" is superior to TWSS for three reasons. It's shorter to blurt out and therefore wittier (the "twiss" pronunciation is hardly understood yet), it's ambiguous and may refer to that's what he said without thinking about it beforehand, and it allows the user to easily brush it off as an accidental exclamation or the beginning of another sentence.

May also occur accidentally at work or school after a weekend bachelor/bachelorette party where "That's what she said" jokes run rampant and the speaker catches themselves before the full phrase comes out.
Boss, in a company meeting: "The product needs to grow bigger and faster to meet our customer's needs"
Employee, back from Vegas: "That's what - " (stops abruptly, friends snicker)
Boss: "What was that?"
Employee: "Oh, er... I was just going to say, 'that's what I was thinking' "
Boss: "Excellent!"

Professor: "Everyone did great on the midterm which concludes the first part of our semester. You're a third in already - and it's not even getting hard yet!"
Student: "That's what..." (students laugh, but the professor ignores it because they generally ignore students anyway)
That's what by Slansing March 5, 2010
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That's what she wants 

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.
In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

That’s what she said 

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.
Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

that's what she said 

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

That's what Damascus 

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'
A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

that's what the government wants you to think 

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.
Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

That's what's up 

Meaning that you fully understand and/or agree and find yourself excited about the idea or suggestion proposed.
Friend 1: "Yeah so I'm thinking we chill before, and then hit the club by 9. Got mad beer at the crib anyway"
Friend 2: "That's what's up"
That's what's up by KelsBels April 5, 2008