That Episode was Shit

When you are watching a TV show and a particular episode turns out to be terrible.
Steve: How did you find that episode?
Garry: tews
Steve: ikr
by Miner_man August 31, 2016
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The most incredible guy anyone could meet. He's loving, caring, faithful, honest, gorgeous, generous, happy, and just DROP DEAD SEXY! No one in this world compares to him, as much as you boys and guys would like to.. Sorry there's no hope for you :) Shane Tew is an incredible athlete who will have an extraordinary future. And ladies.. Sorry but he's already taken for LIFE<3 yes, you may go drown yourself in your tears now!, I know.. You all would love to have him for yourselves. Shane is beautiful inside and out, even when he's raging mad! Also; Shane has the best body around, he won the best body competition, how sexy is that ;) damnnnn! There may be over a million (shane)'s in this world, but there's only one who fits the name and that's Shane Matthew tew!!! Baby your the best thing that has ever happened to me even when we are in the worst of times! I promise to be the best girlfriend/wifey ever ;))) I love you sweet baby, even when I'm outrageously mad! Same goes for you :) ya hearddddd me baby!
It's you and me forever! No matter what<3 muahhh!
Shane Matthew Tew you have a girl who is absolutely in love with you even though you are a 1,400 miles away, that won't split us apart! I love you forever! -KIRSTENNNN <3

We are so sexy togetherrr! ;)

102309 forever and after baby!!!!!
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Read it out loud. From one of the best movies of all time (one of the best, not THE best), Cool Hand Luke

Something one can reply to an insult if can't think of anything else. IMMEDIATELY follow up with a painful incrusion to the receiver, lest you risk being attreputed as a "fucking cunt"
In a Juvy Hall:

Jailee: You know what? Fuck the system, fuck the authoratay, FUCK YOUU
Warden: You see children, what weh haev hea es ah faihluer tew cemmyuniehkaite *pistol whips the prisoner's face into mush, then pulls down his zipper and...*
by Naul Pewman February 28, 2005
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Different spelling for the words too and to any context of using those words just the better inelegant version
Them lemons were tew good!
by KENNI🍋 June 9, 2023
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a group of bitches, that are very funny. They always fight and laugh together. They hang out everyday (almost) and they hate when other people try too come in the squad and be like them! They are usually a group of 4-5. They are all different types of whores!!!!!!
Who are those cool and sexy girls over there?? - That is the TEWE squad, i wish i were in the squad too!!
by Tewe February 27, 2017
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n. An extremely small penis. Aka. Baby dick or micropenis.
Girl: Let's have sex.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yes. Take off your pants
Guy: Okay. (Takes off pants)
Girl: Wtf is that?!?!
Guy: I know it's small, but I know how to use it.

Girl: Hahahaha! You're a Tiny Tew!
by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 13, 2020
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