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TEKS is the most polite way of insulting a female person.

It spells the word 'SKET' backwards and is used as a polite backhanded insult!
Guy: 'i like what you've done with your hair TEKS'

Girl: 'whats a teks?'

Guy: 'its a book, a text book' (cover up the insult)
TEKS by u_r_sad_dot_com June 14, 2011
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ARKA TEKS 

A very awesome techno band formed on youtube, mostly famous by reconization from peter chao.
me: dude, did you see peter chao last night?
guy: yeah i did! chaoside motherfucker!
me: well he pointed this band call the arka teks, and i've wanted to listen to it, you want to?
guy: sure!

4 minutes later...

both: i love the world.
ARKA TEKS by morpheus road October 12, 2010
An online term which translates into "tech supportie" or tech support.
can also be a mispelling for katsup
Hey any teksups in this chatroom?
-or-
can i get some teksup please?
teksup by Nephraiel April 26, 2005

Teksavvy 

A piece of shit internet provider. Literally lies to there customers. Internet speeds up to a whooping 500Kbps.
Wow you have Teksavvy...sad
Teksavvy by LukeThePelican August 5, 2020

Teksticle 

User of tekforums.co.uk
I'm a teksticle
Teksticle by sdp June 28, 2004
A person who repeadately says "poop server" in any virtual forum and/or chatroom.
I was trying to share my story in a chatroom but Tekstar kept interrupting.
Tekstar by Jelsa420 May 10, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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