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freezer tax 

When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.
"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "
freezer tax by anonymous May 25, 2019

Freeier than Turbo tax 

Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.
Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free

Taxfree Tattoo 

A tattoo on or above the neckline, which will prevent you from getting or holding any job in the future that will pay taxes.

Oh you'll find work all right, it might be as an enforcer for the Hell's Angels, but you'll still find work.
Me: I got a new tattoo!
Friend: Awesome what is it!
Me: it's this awesome raven right on my cheek how didn't you notice that?!
Friend: I was hoping you didn't actually get a taxfree tattoo.
Taxfree Tattoo by ZoeyW October 17, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022