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A pretentious way to say "tight" as in having much tension.

Made popular by the charector "Cartman" from south park.
This will be my only only life line into the city. So make sure it says nice and taught.

You don't want your line to be too taught or it will snap.
taught by Milly Mandauz April 20, 2006
Oh man he looks SOOO taught with those non perscription glasses and FUzzy dice.
taught by sanch April 14, 2005
The act of teaching a lesson.
I taught that girl so good, now she needs me.
Taught by ThaTeacherXd April 16, 2022
There's nothing to learn.
Hym "I don't need to be taught. You want me to accept things that are not true so you don't have to accept things that are. And now you have a bunch of fat cocks making shit up to preserve their own worthless, undeserved lives and we all have to sit here and listen to them. And the reason we have to sit their and let them lie is because if they don't lie they won't be able to trick people into killing the people who aren't also doing fat cock dictatorship."
Taught by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Taught Law 

A law, rule or code instilled in a person through social and/or environmental influences which is accepted and believed in, but is not necessarily within conscious awareness

Not to be confused with 'Taut Law' although both may be bounded in a coeffect system (concurrently)
Well ma, I'd say we best to follow the taught law 'nless we wanna end up like em' white folk up done there over the hill past them rosebushes n' patio furniture
Taught Law by edraculate November 25, 2016

taught line 

The point at which your nutsack becomes taught from the weight of your balls.
Break the Gold Bond out, we’re gonna need it for our taught lines.
taught line by Bloobies June 25, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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