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1. To tighten up.

2. A defined body.

3. When your balls are running from North to South. (See Bruce Miller)
I'm so taught right now.

You're looking solid. Must be taught!

One cock with three chicks. That's taught.
taught by PEN30 2x the size April 4, 2011
Words you can keep
A pretentious way to say "tight" as in having much tension.

Made popular by the charector "Cartman" from south park.
This will be my only only life line into the city. So make sure it says nice and taught.

You don't want your line to be too taught or it will snap.
taught by Milly Mandauz April 20, 2006
Oh man he looks SOOO taught with those non perscription glasses and FUzzy dice.
taught by sanch April 14, 2005
The act of teaching a lesson.
I taught that girl so good, now she needs me.
Taught by ThaTeacherXd April 16, 2022
There's nothing to learn.
Hym "I don't need to be taught. You want me to accept things that are not true so you don't have to accept things that are. And now you have a bunch of fat cocks making shit up to preserve their own worthless, undeserved lives and we all have to sit here and listen to them. And the reason we have to sit their and let them lie is because if they don't lie they won't be able to trick people into killing the people who aren't also doing fat cock dictatorship."
Taught by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Taught Law 

A law, rule or code instilled in a person through social and/or environmental influences which is accepted and believed in, but is not necessarily within conscious awareness

Not to be confused with 'Taut Law' although both may be bounded in a coeffect system (concurrently)
Well ma, I'd say we best to follow the taught law 'nless we wanna end up like em' white folk up done there over the hill past them rosebushes n' patio furniture
Taught Law by edraculate November 25, 2016

taught line 

The point at which your nutsack becomes taught from the weight of your balls.
Break the Gold Bond out, we’re gonna need it for our taught lines.
taught line by Bloobies June 25, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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