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i 👱🏼 don’t ✋🏼 appreciate 👏🏼 that ☝🏼️ for 👀 your 🗑 information 😠☝🏼️ i 👱🏼 have clean 🚿💦 skin 👶🏼 and ☝🏼️ i’m 👱🏼 not 🚫✋🏼 a sub 🙏🏼 bottom 👇🏼👨 ❤️ 👨 whatever 😒 you 🗑 say 👄👅 i 👱🏼 like 💞 women 👩🏼💑 i 👱🏼 respond 👄💌 to ✌🏼️ all 👩 👩 👧 👧👩 👩 👧 👧 the hot 🔥💦 girls 👩🏼 that ☝🏼️ write 📃🖋 me 👱🏼 fuck 🖕🏻 you 🗑 you 🗑 bitch 😠🖕🏻 whatever 😒✋🏼 adios 💃🏻👋🏼
T.J. Lane by erthiccharris November 25, 2016
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Thomas "T.J." Lane. A perfect example of the abominations American society has been producing lately. The 17-year-old perpetrator of Chardon High School shooting in Ohio that left 3 students dead. He became notorious for his behaviour during his sentencing, where he wore a T-shirt that had the word "killer" scribbled on it in the courtroom and told the victims' families "This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your son now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you". He was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.

Basically he's one fucked-up, delusional skinny white boy who thinks he's the shizzle until he's thrown into jail with the general population most likely to be used as a fuck doll for the rest of his sorry life. He also has a sister who's actually quite hot and will most likely be angry fucked for the rest of her life for sharing the same bloodline as this nasty-ass little fuck.
Andy: Hey did you see the sentencing of that high school shooter from Ohio?
John: Yeah, what a fucked-up kid. Little shit doesn't know what's in store for him.
Andy: He'll probably be wearing a T-shirt that says "Bubba's Little Bitch" in jail

T.J. Lane: Y'all don't know me! I shot 3 kids dead in high school and I flipped off their families!
Bubba: I don't give a fuck ye little runt. Now bend over and take my STD-ridden dirty cock like a good laddy. Yee who's your daddy?
T.J: *whimpering as he gets anally violated*
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