Short for thread-bombing. When one or more people respond/comment on your thread on social websites with unnecessary comments so they feel like they can be involved in the discussion. T-bombing usually involves people you don't know very well nor like very much, but they are trying to get you to like/listen to them.
Why does Karen's mom always feel the need to T-bomb my threads about recipes.
Sally sister needs to stop t-bombing me or I'm going to delete her
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!